Postcon

To give your child a chair for Hanukkah.
I postconned my son last year, he got so depressed that his grades fell so low that he wasn't accepted into Harvard.
by I got a Chair December 24, 2008
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Postcon Blues

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.
Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.
by LosahLosah June 28, 2011
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Postcon

A postcon is almost the exact opposite of something or someone. Often used to trick people about the true appearance of things.
Laura: Oh it’s tall, wide and very long
Dani: That’s a postcon, isn’t it?
by Annie_Bank April 18, 2019
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