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posh elephant by Chribity June 2, 2007
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Edward Posh Hands
A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Edward Posh Hands by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020
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Poshed
The space left in your wallet after a particularly drunken and expensive night out. Normally after being invited on an aquaintances birthday/stag night to go somwhere you would not normally go due to the expense. Anywhere on Broad Street for example.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them.
How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink.
A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them.
How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink.
A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover.
'Coming for a curry?'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?'
'*&$£"! off!'
'Good night out?'
'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?'
'How was the wedding?'
'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?'
'*&$£"! off!'
'Good night out?'
'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?'
'How was the wedding?'
'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!'
Poshed by Loopmeister August 2, 2006
poshey
Comes from the term masturbation or wank. A poshey is known to man as a wank whilst wearing a condom, This is can also known as a posh wank. It is believed to be used my blokes who are sensitive, dont like cleaning up after themselves, and those who just preferbeing hygenic and safe. Or even those or a different orientation. If you intend to have a wank with a condom on make sure it is of a good quality and correctly applied, reading the instructions is always advised; otherise it may just split.
poshey by Lavy Taffy January 13, 2007
Posher
To be more posh than something else. Surprisingly, 'posher' isn't in the dictionary -yet- which could cause some confusion to whether or not it actually is a word.
Posher by Rhubarbius May 10, 2004
Posheepoherps
Posheepoherps by posheepoherps November 5, 2006