a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.
by totallynotcailey September 20, 2019
A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.
Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."
by porterlover123 February 12, 2020
An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.
by deloreanman14 February 12, 2007
The act in which you pull ur cock out of a chicks ass and you find that it has become a bloody shitsicle
Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
by Bloodstain August 23, 2005
A very small town. Great people.. Mostly. But that's about it. There is nothing to do. There's a park. Woo fun.. And two convenience stores that close at like 10 o'clock. Not very convenient. Has a small school, with only like 600 kids Pre-K thru 12...
Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...
Other than that, pretty sweet little town, but every town has its secrets...
Porter, Oklahoma
by xxtoxicxxchickxx October 17, 2011
This is a man who loves feet. Especially toes, foot fungus, and athlete's foot. He has a small pp but it is okay because he doesn't jerk off, he runs his feet.
by Bigfacts1p1 December 18, 2019