1 definition by totallynotcailey

Porter

a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.

"hey is that an emo?"
"no, that's a Kyle."
"actually, thats a Porter."

by totallynotcailey September 20, 2019