Porter'd

The act of being completely sloshed.

Dude, I got SO Porter'd last night that I ended up naked on a park bench!!

Porter'd by Austin219 August 2, 2010

getting porter morris’d 

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

getting porter morris’d by anonymous December 1, 2023

Porter Disorder

A Disorder that Allstar Weekend fans have over the lead singer Zach Porter and there is absolutely no cure.

Symptoms include excessive drooling, talking about Zach way to much, having over 300 photos of him saved on your computer, changing your last name on Facebook to "Porter", having random spaz attacks over him, changing all your backrounds to a photo of Zach, writing Zach Porter all over your hands, and so many more

Person 1: Dude why do I always spaz over Zach Porter?

Person 2: You have Porter Disorder!

Porter Disorder by ZachsBabyGirl November 21, 2011

Jane Porter (Disney) 

Jane Porter is an eccentric, kind and intelligent young woman. She's the first of the group to encounter Tarzan and they fall in love. Ken Duncan served as the supervising animator for Jane[. Many of Minnie Driver's mannerisms and characteristics were incorporated into Jane's animation. The scene where Jane describes meeting Tarzan for the first [time to her father and Clayton was improvised by Minnie Driver, resulting in Ken Duncan animating one of the longest animated scenes on record. The scene took 7 weeks to animate and 73 feet of film.

Jane Porter (Disney) is a different kind of woman from Edgar Rice Burroughs' character of the same name in the books, because she's a brunette British lady in the end of the Victorian era.

Jane Porter (Disney) by Snapper2001 July 5, 2018

daniel porter 

sweetest member of the tyne, love him💘
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life

overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️

daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too

daniel porter by cookiemonstergee October 12, 2019

Dirty Porter 

A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.

Damn, he's a dirty Porter.

Dirty Porter by corn on the scoob November 5, 2018

Dalton Porter 

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

Dalton Porter by Massive cok July 1, 2021