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Port Jefferson High

The smallest High School in the area. By the time you graduate you are sick of everyone because you either a) had more than 4 classes with them since grammer school b) you know their entire background and why they are the way they are, and they know your entire background c) you've hooked up or dated them or everyone d) there is no avoiding these people, you will bump into them almost anywhere, because they are always searching for new people to hang out with just as you are.
a number of the students there reside in Belle Terre, come on guys, drop the thug life theme, you live in a gated community with their own private police.
Also we know that you are not that tough if you have to be a member of the PJ country club because of the town you live in.

Port Jefferson N.Y. 

A town located in Long Island that has middle class citizens whom attempt to fool others by showboating. Dont be fooled when you see the Mercedes and BMW drivers or Porsche drivers, they not only make monthly payments but are generally unhappy hence why the bars are packed on the weekends.

Its also A prime location for Snow Bunnies and Left Wing Liberals to congregate and waste their time hence why its packed on tourist holidays.

Steer clear and head out to Orient point instead.
When I went to Port Jefferson N.Y. , some 16 year old with a leased BMW was blocking the road to pickup a snowbunny from the bar, and the bottled water cost me $4.00 at the local eatery.
Port Jefferson N.Y. by SwagKungola November 21, 2018

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