Porched

To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything

by Porched April 2, 2017

Porched

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

by SichuanGourmet October 2, 2018

Porch Porch

Sexual activities or intercourse usually of a different sex

Yoo bro where you going?
“About to go get me some porch porch”

by Shi gee November 13, 2019

porch

Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.

E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)

by Gabriel Cash May 5, 2006

Porche

The way dummies type Porsche, a sports car manufacturer.

- I think I'm going to buy a Porche
- You should first try to spell it correctly...

by lelu the only one April 5, 2008

Porch

A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.

Let's go sit out on the porch

by Curtiss66 October 31, 2016