An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.
by Mr. Dwayne May 20, 2005
An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.
Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-
by Tazar The Yoot July 10, 2008
Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."
Dzri poots g'uzem. (I want free pussy)
by Tkhmar November 12, 2006
A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.
Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.
by darles chickens January 06, 2010
'pull out on time'

a sexual acronym
"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"
by Matt Huff October 01, 2009
to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.

a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.

sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.

I smell a little poot in this house.

You sir, are a poot.
by Dan<3 September 04, 2006
another name for a fart
becca just pooted.
by samee February 17, 2004
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