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how some people describe the movie Juno. some said it sucked balls. others said crappiest film ever. (thats where "poono" comes in). and a few other people said they've seen better films then this.
reporter: so whats you're comment on the new juno?

critic: that movie sucked! you might as well call it POONO!
Poono by AMERICANBANK$TA April 20, 2009
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Piano but all vowels are replaced with an o
Nice poono
Poono by melity_bored May 22, 2022
A bastard who has his head in the clouds and when told, doesnt know what your talking about. Its amazing how they can fit through doors with a head that big
Im other words a complete nob!
"Dan, that boys a complete poono."
poono by katie90 November 3, 2006
1)another word for Jordan M's vagina.

2)flower
Grandma: "take off your panties and let your poono breath"
poono by bbillyyyy November 25, 2009

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
Malama pono my friend, until we met again.
malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017

poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015

pogonophobic 

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!
pogonophobic by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007
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