5 definitions by AMERICANBANK$TA
how some people describe the movie Juno. some said it sucked balls. others said crappiest film ever. (thats where "poono" comes in). and a few other people said they've seen better films then this.
reporter: so whats you're comment on the new juno?
critic: that movie sucked! you might as well call it POONO!
critic: that movie sucked! you might as well call it POONO!
by AMERICANBANK$TA April 20, 2009
just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and do the most stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've never been made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!
dracula vs. cirque du freak...
cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!
dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!
cirque du freak: OMG! my film was so good! i'm so happy i hug myself!
dracula: fuck you! the 'vampire's assistant' sucked ass! get the fuck outta here you fag!!
by AMERICANBANK$TA November 3, 2009
1 of the most crappiest shows disney makes (as usual), and a singer that can't sing for shit. miley cyrus (who plays hannah montana) is only famous because her father was singer, (and he sucks too). not to mention disney's bigwigs only wanted the show because they're a group of dumbasses who can't make a decent show, and stuff their wallets at the same time. and being dumb redneck and a terrible singer, she's in the process of becoming the next britney spears. and we all know and remember her life turned to shit. and at least someone like britney spears actually CAN sing, and made a comeback. hannah montana/ miley cyrus can sing to save her life, and if she does become the next britney spears, i'll bet no one wants her to make a comeback.
retarded person: ohhh!! hannah montana is on! she's the best singer in the world! she's my idol!
smart person: goddamn! i'd kill myself if i hear about that bitch again!
smart person: goddamn! i'd kill myself if i hear about that bitch again!
by AMERICANBANK$TA August 1, 2009
by AMERICANBANK$TA May 13, 2009
a unbearably smelling shit you take when you're in the bathroom, which fazes the other occupants coming in and sharing the bathroom. victims that suffer from this, often from symptoms such as barfing, dizziness, fainting, and possible coma.
by AMERICANBANK$TA February 24, 2009