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A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
by Bossplaya January 05, 2004
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a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...
by madjatt January 13, 2012
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A penis which is able to poo.
1) Your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.
by celllphone May 26, 2009
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The genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given anal love.
"After I gave him my love, my poonis was stanky."
by jonnycocksucker July 22, 2009
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The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.
I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.
by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009
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person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis
nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis
by kingsexy December 14, 2002
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A poonis is a penis which pees out poo.
Guy 1: Did you see that shit that came out of that poonis?
Guy 2: Ya that was craaaaaaazy!
by The poonis June 07, 2010
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