Definitions by frobrowilldo

Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

Space Jammed by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

Poonis 

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

"Dude, Jess totally forgot to do a shit before we did anal!"

"Unfortunate man, you got a poonis"

Poonis by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014

Dickle 

Playful tickling that usually ends up with your dick getting tickled, and or sex.

Gave Jane a good ol' dickle last night. Got me laid perfectly.

Dickle by frobrowilldo July 12, 2014

Vagtastic 

A term used by guys to describe something feministic, or to make fun of something gay.

Girl 1: "What do you think of this bag?"

Guy 1: "It's vagtastic, just buy it already!"

Vagtastic by frobrowilldo November 3, 2013