Affectionate term similar to buddy, mate, pal,
Alright There Pooks?
by TheBigWally October 31, 2004
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When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
by Kenny Evans April 9, 2007
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to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out
after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.
by kendall October 29, 2004
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noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.
Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?
by david December 13, 2004
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Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.
Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".
by Pete Fowler November 27, 2005
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poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly
That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!
by TJ February 24, 2004
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