15 definitions by kendall

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A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit
I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.
by Kendall March 08, 2005

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the condition of wearing no underwear.
it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.
by kendall September 06, 2004

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An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
by Kendall October 03, 2004

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The rapper way of saying that you are way cool
I'm so fly chicks wanna bang me when I drive by
by Kendall February 25, 2005

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backwords it means nigga, also known as an african american used by Ashley Harris.
aggiN what?
by Kendall February 25, 2003

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to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out
after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.
by kendall October 28, 2004

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policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.
chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information
by kendall November 17, 2004

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