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A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.
by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009
Somebody who smokes weed, but smokes it wrong, & then to fit into his/her legit-high friends, acts that there high, if there a first time pooker, and don't know what high feels like, they can be a total give away that they are not high.
:Duuude! I see unicorns!,

:Uhhmmm, you can't hallucinate from this drug pooker!
by Dgshh June 23, 2011
Someone you are head over heels in love with and know that this is the only person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who you can't live without. Also known as your true love or soul mate.
pooker, noah, snuggle bear, hunny bunny, man candy, sugar lips, sex kitten, my one and only, soul mate, lover bits, boobear
by BLE, ALLI, POOKIE January 31, 2010
A person who is randomly in the back of your photo. (not meant to be there.) The person could be just there or making a face. - Creeper.
Person#1: That was a awesome photo!
Person#2: Yea, but look at that pooker behinde you. Creepy.

ruined photo
by Pooker-In-Your-Photo January 14, 2011
Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.
The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.
by Alex Sains February 18, 2004
In connection with pookie a pooker is the person pooking the pookie.

A term of affection from a person who is known as pookie.
I love you pookie, --love pooker.
by Jacob and Lisa Brown July 03, 2006
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