Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
by Big T, the small D March 25, 2020
(Ke'low'na) Also known as K-Town
Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.
Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.
Kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the Okanagan Lake.
Party Mecca for Canadian teens. But has a big problem with: Wiggers, Natives, and Crystle Meth.
Zach: Hey Chad lets go get our drink on and our fuck on.
Chad: Yeah Zach I'm thinking we hit up Kelowna.
Zach: Kelowna it is! As long as we don't lost in Rutland again and get stuck smoking Crystle Meth.
Chad: Yeah Zach I'm thinking we hit up Kelowna.
Zach: Kelowna it is! As long as we don't lost in Rutland again and get stuck smoking Crystle Meth.
by Zachary Jilg November 19, 2007
Basically the Detroit of B.C filled with meth heads and crack heads and lots more. If you want to get piss drunk and go missing Kelowna is the place to be. For sights to see we have the Asian invasion in the summer ( BUSES AND BUSES OF ASIANS COMING AND PHOTOGRAPHING LIKE ITS DISNEY LAND WITH THE KIDS ) and the mall which if normally filled with people and the heat is like an Easy bake oven.
Steve: Hey bud you heading down K-Town way
Kolby : Nah man I'm going to Rutland to get some juice for the E-cig bud.
Steve: Holy bud I love the prius whats the mileage on that baby
Kelowna
Kolby : Nah man I'm going to Rutland to get some juice for the E-cig bud.
Steve: Holy bud I love the prius whats the mileage on that baby
Kelowna
by K-TOWN February 24, 2017
Also known as K-town to the locals
A growing city on the edge of Okanagan Lake. Origally was home to the popular "Floating bridge". It has been replaced.
Population expands in the summer making this place the best for loud, wild parties. Everyone here is proud to represent being home to Canada's "bc bud".
Some of the most intense wake boarding you will ever see in your life happens right here. Although there is a problem with large amounts of elderly people that cannot operate vehicles properly, this place pretty much kicks BC ass!
A growing city on the edge of Okanagan Lake. Origally was home to the popular "Floating bridge". It has been replaced.
Population expands in the summer making this place the best for loud, wild parties. Everyone here is proud to represent being home to Canada's "bc bud".
Some of the most intense wake boarding you will ever see in your life happens right here. Although there is a problem with large amounts of elderly people that cannot operate vehicles properly, this place pretty much kicks BC ass!
Joe: Hey! I'm heading down to Kelowna for "Wakefest" this summer, you showing up?
Kyle: Heck yes! That is the most intense part of the summer!
Joe: I'll see you there and we will smoke some weed and party!
Kyle: Totally!
Kyle: Heck yes! That is the most intense part of the summer!
Joe: I'll see you there and we will smoke some weed and party!
Kyle: Totally!
by omgitsme_again May 15, 2011
A fictitious place where eccentric immature Okanaganers who drive motorcars modified to the point of no return, can find solace with others who hate cars equally and share the same appreciation for dope shit, bad jokes and run-on sentences.
by CyVn July 3, 2010
A caring learning community under the Lordship of Jesus Christ. Kelowna Christian school develops programs, strategies, and methodologies, within the context of biblical principles, that produce graduates with a Christian worldview, who are well prepared in all academic disciplines, committed to life-long learning, and understand and commit to a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Teachers are committed to equipping students to reach their academic and spiritual potential through the pursuit of excellence. Kelowna Christian School is a safe, nurturing, and mentoring environment where all students have a sense of belonging.
by Student@KCS March 12, 2009