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15.
A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.
Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.
by Squasssh April 19, 2011
 
16.
sitting outdoors in a relaxed position
My friends and I often pooch in the courtyard during our lunch break.
by lunchbox.genius October 07, 2010
 
17.
A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.
You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.
by KML234 August 20, 2009
 
18.
'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.
1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."
by crazyfool330 September 27, 2009
 
19.
Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching
Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!
by Del the Boy September 28, 2009
 
20.
shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt, shit human.
Contrary to what you think, you have a shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt... you are pooch.
by Moman Momillion November 07, 2009
 
21.
Twat, Cunt, Epic failure , Queer just a few words that come to mind
Michael Martinez is a POOCH
by Gritz1 May 05, 2010