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pooknocker 

noun. Like a fartknocker; Old English, no longer used in contemporary language.
"Thy pooknocker, hath thou not seen?"
pooknocker by Morgan Billy Bob Joe October 21, 2003

Pooknacker 

Pooknacker is an amazing friend, one of the best you’ll come across. Pooknacker is brave, smart, loyal, kind, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Pooknacker is very extroverted and isn't afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know Pooknacker, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Pooknacker is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Pooknacker is a truely awesome person
Pooknacker killed my family.

No he didn't, kys!
Pooknacker by Cokesloth June 9, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026