Poo Toweler Share definition Flag Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper. Justin: "What is that rust?" Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler" Poo Toweler by R@peman February 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Poo Toweler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch