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picasso poo 

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
picasso poo by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

Poopoo Picasso 

Persons who think that whatever they manage to accomplish are works of true genius because they were raised in such a overly validating, gratuitously supportive and positive environment from the time they were infants, that when they wiped their own feces on the walls they were misinformed that it was an artistic masterpiece. Such people are invariably intellectual and emotional idiots, but still manage to be the center of attention.
Tagger kid: Man, there goes Jenny-- she walks around thinking she's so great after graduating art school, but she can't draw a straight line.

Skater kid: Don't you know?-- she's a total Poopoo Picasso!
Poopoo Picasso by uberellis May 15, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016