Shit House Polio 

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010

polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa 

When you are so bored that not only have you tried every single combination of qwerty but you have started trying to look for ridiculous ones that nobody has done yet such as going 2 letters right to left and going down each time so you can make your own, but you realize there are people on an even more extreme level of boredom.

Congratulations : )

Has anyone done 'polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa' yet?

polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa by Gytis5089 February 26, 2020

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz 

Another one of those keyboard combinations that people type into google when they are really bored. By this point you have already typed in everything else and must be extremely bored. You know what? You should probably get back to work.

*Types polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz into google*
You: Huh, interesting

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz by lyledog34 June 19, 2016

Polkaroo

A person who only one member of a group has met, but who is often mentioned in conversation. Whenever this person is scheduled to meet with others in the group, something happens so that they never actually meet.

Origin: The Polkaroo was a character from a children's TV show. The show had two hosts and the running joke was that the Polkaroo only appeared when one particular host had gone to do something. He'd come back and say, "The Polkaroo was here? And I missed him again?"

Jenn: "You're here! Remember that guy I keep telling you about and want you to meet? He was just here for dinner, but he had to leave early."
Amanda: "Oh! He's totally a Polkaroo."

Polkaroo by Canadian Kay November 20, 2013

Shitter's Polio 

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

Shitter's Polio by souperpig November 4, 2009

Conapple Pokopo 

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.

He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.

Conapple Pokopo by Yester December 15, 2004

pesco-pollo-tarian 

Someone who does not eat mammals.

A: Would you like ham and lamb on your pizza?
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!

pesco-pollo-tarian by Sadeanz November 26, 2013