Polish Shower

When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.

"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"

by LazerNips November 13, 2009

Polish Shower

A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.

Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.

by Polish Girl 3 May 03, 2003

Polish Shower

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.

Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.

by Mr. Fields! May 06, 2005

polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.

Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.

by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006

polish shower

When a man pisses into the wind.

Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.

by kmike566 January 06, 2008

polish shower

To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."

"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."

by assomatic March 10, 2010