1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
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Pokemon was a great fad from the years 1998-2000. In Kindergarten, it was all that we could think about; trading, sharing, swapping, PKMN Red, Blue and Yellow.

It would have not been poked fun at today if they didn't make all these new Pokemon; 151 was good, except for perhaps Marill, Azumarill, Togepi, and Togetic, making 155. They should have stopped at Red, Blue, and Yellow.

The Anime show would have been very excellent if they left all the TV-14 content in the show, just like in Japan, here in America, without Team Rocket coming in every other episode.
*sigh* I once the old Pokemon, but the new ones suck ass.
by KingHenson August 27, 2006
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A fun RPG that was ruined by the anime mainly because video games rock and well animes suck
man since pokemon became an anime it sucked
by Hazard590 December 29, 2007
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A game that everyone over the age of 8 thinks is gay, yet they still play the game up through college and beyond. It's the cocaine of little kid games.
Kid 1: Pokemon is for pussies.
Kid 2: Are you gonna get Diamond and Pearl?
Kid 1: They're coming out with more? HELL YEAH.
by Pokerman June 23, 2007
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A fun game made by Nintendo. Originally created in Japan, the game was the inspiration for the TV show (or anime) not the other way around. The game came first. At the beginning there were 151 pokemon, but Nintendo got greedy, and instead of letting the games die gracefully, they had to keep it going. The result is now over 380 Pokemon that (al after 250, anyway) look like circles and blobs with arms and legs. The television show has not fared as well either. The once exciting plot is now stale, dry, and boring. Oh well. Guess its just another thing that jumped the shark.

Also, teh games are just remakes of the original plot of red and blue...does nobody agree with me here???
I havent watched an episode of Pokemon since I was about 11 years old. I tuned in for the first time in years, and was surprised at how much the show had turned to crap.
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A game of slavery. Anime, Cards, Video Games, and the influence of slavery to little kids. In the anime, Ash, a ten year old kid who never grows up, even that he is over thirty, leaves his house late to get his first slave. It turns out that he will become homeless, never returning home ever. After he gets his yellow rat, he travels with his slave to get more slaves, catching a bird with his fucking shirt, instead of his balls you put them in. Exposing his nipples and belly to a wild animal, this proves he is already dumb, as he leaves at ten, not fully educated. Also, it is dangerous to have little fourth and fifth graders venture into the wild alone without anyone watching them. They travel around, gambling for money, as they use their slaves to fight instead of other things like mass plantations, which would give them more than trying to catch a rare type of creature. It even seems that money doesn't exist, except that of gambling. Its weird. Nurse Joy shouldn't be too happy, as she most likely doesn't get paid. There is even a black one too. What happens in the video game when you have too much? Well, you fucking shove them in a PC. This is a bad influence to kids of all ages and is slavery
Do you like slavery? Well then try Pokemon! Pokemon, the Japanese Slavery Game.
by Cheesy Comics November 8, 2018
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One of the best games ever released by Nintendo, only rivalled by Mario and LoZ. It is also an anime, card game and manga. This recieves lots of hate from Digimon fan(girl)s as a rip-off (even though Pokemon came out about 5 years before Digimon). The latest generations have recieved hate as well, but it has, is and always is a ABSOL-utely great game!
Person 1: You play Pokemon?
Person 2: Of course I do!
by ILeikMudkipz February 26, 2013
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