Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality

Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!

by remco March 13, 2006

Poaching

Online gaming term for attacking players of a much lower character or skill level than you in Player vs Player combat. Usually to increase ranking with an assured victory.

If you want to increase your pvp ranking just start poaching some n00bs.

by JohnPatrickMCP May 27, 2008

Poached

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

by Yewyewyeww April 7, 2016

poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner November 26, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 25, 2009

poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

poaching

1. The act of asking or looking for underage teens purposely.

2. A cougar asking or looking for a guys younger sibling.

Example 1.

A) "I'm bout to go to the high school and show off my new car today."

B) " Dude, NO POACHING!! Your like twenty-five, what the fuck!

Example 2.

Girl, I'm bout to do some SERIOUS poaching at this man house. All this man HAS is younger brothers.

by Griaule November 24, 2010