by Joedafan August 19, 2019
After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.
Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).
The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).
The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”
“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”
“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”
“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
by Sews October 8, 2017
by Grant October 2, 2003
(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts.
plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK
plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK
"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."
by vicious April 19, 2004
This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
by srqresistance August 13, 2010
v. - to give up because of how boring something is
adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring
n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow
adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring
n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow
I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!
That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.
Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.
That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.
Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.
by Kristian Wojnar April 11, 2008
person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?
by prankster24 September 28, 2008