by marina_ November 22, 2019
well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well
davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus
by i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis) July 11, 2008
A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.
by SWK January 6, 2004
by Ryland M March 26, 2008
he´s kind of a mammal that lays eggs. His face shape is like a duckbill. Beaver-tailed and otter-footed animal.
by mr:- January 1, 2011
by azn boy99 February 17, 2009
A sexual move which involves the female placing two pringles in her mouth making a duck bill. the man then smashes the pringles to pieces with his cock and the girl piles them all on her tongue, then the man cums on them, and the girl swallows the soupy mixture.
by platypussy40 July 31, 2013