Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"
by mrginger2905 March 13, 2015
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Sean: woah look at that platypus
Not Sean: oh my god it's our or and savior praise him!
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A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.
Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.
by JPHVA May 8, 2008
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Another way to call a person with Down Syndrome.
Because the australian animal has many defects and this makes it similar to a person with the syndrome.
by Sorry W November 7, 2020
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Another thing that people sexually identify as.
"No, i am not a lesbian, I sexually identify as a platypus. Thats why i date girls"
by PpoiyoPpoiyo November 28, 2017
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To throw an Australian 20 Cent coin, which features a platypus on its tail side, at the windshield of a car in an act of road rage.
Gary: Did you see that cunt cut me off? I'm going to Platypus him!
*Gary produces 20c Coin and throws it at the offending vehicle's windshield*
Steve: RIVERSIDE, MUTHA FUCKA!
by Sidney Samson June 10, 2009
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A Platypus is someone who stands with their feet apart, stretched legs and their head held high. They usually waddle along and huddle in groups of friends. Their favourite hobby is to bite people and often purr!

O and they love taking pictures and adding them to their album 'ma fone picz'..
They are usually the coolest chicks on the block.
An example of this would be scaz, saddle and ttayy!

These sexy women do roll the platypus wayy and i can tell you now they do it with pride.
by sorrywhat June 17, 2009
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