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Plannerbation 

Spending hours on your planner instead of actually being productive.

This could include spending an exorbitant amount of time picking out the perfect planner, filling out your calendar and color coding it, reformatting your digital calendar over and over again instead of actually budgeting your time.
Daily goal: limit plannerbation to 30 min/day
Plannerbation by afterafewdrinks January 20, 2017
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Plasterbation 

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.
1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.
Plasterbation by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009
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Plasterbation 

the action someone who is addicted to posting pictures of themselves on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter.
Sami: "Look at me in in the mall, and me at school, and me in the fountain, and..."
Charles: "You really have a plasterbation problem..."
Plasterbation by Stan the Goob February 14, 2012