Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.
by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, September 2, 2006
A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.
by meluvoreoz1 April 16, 2018
SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken
by bigblack&hairy235 February 26, 2009
similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.
by ian the d March 18, 2004
by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019
Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.
Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
by Figure Number Five June 30, 2005