10 definitions by ian the d

shut uh

another way to say shut up, used by memorial high schoolers

john: wow jane your tits are tiny!
jane: shut uh

by ian the d February 6, 2004

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 26, 2004

pony up

to pay up after losing in poker or other card games

my full house beat your pair, pony up biatch

by ian the d February 6, 2004

black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.

i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley

by ian the d April 14, 2004

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 18, 2004

throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.

hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card

by ian the d February 25, 2004

mike jones

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

by ian the d May 17, 2004