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Pitbull Suicide
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Pitbull Suicide by 960xxx September 30, 2016
Pitbull Rhyming
Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.
Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
Pitbull Rhyming by revington December 30, 2012
Pitybrag
When a person brags about their own misfortune. Usually disguised as a complaint or told to a friend as if in confidence. What separates pitybragging from complaining or confiding, though, is that the speaker tells everyone who will listen and gets satisfaction from having the hardest luck in the room. Often, a listener can get roped into a competition with the pity bragger, but people who have endured real tragedy rarely participate.
"When I was growing up, my mom had to work three jobs just to put food in our mouths."
"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."
A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."
"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."
A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."
Pitybrag by JackieDickWolf August 16, 2012
Pitbull Cookies
Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
Pitbull Cookies by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026