Pitta Breads

A term used to describe a woman with breasts that look like Pitta Breads. They usually look flat, long, thin and are always small.

"Fuckin hell, look at the Pitta Breads on her"

Pitta Breads by Felly August 23, 2006

Pitta Bread Tits 

A Girl With No Boobs.

Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.

Pitta Bread Tits by Schlistitz September 21, 2009

A PItta Bread 

A massive cunt who looks and smells just like a piece of pitta. Usually named Aaron or a really bad name of some kind. They persist to annoy people through deregatory, unprovoked, unfunny remarks.

Sweet Brit " " Hey aaron " " Wanna go to a car park so I can look cool in front of my pals ? " " Eurghhh your such a pitta bread !!!

A PItta Bread by Ngwenya101 December 6, 2010

PITA Bread 

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.

"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."

PITA Bread by Orcasisla August 1, 2008

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

ya nan on pita bread 

Another good comeback for ya mum / ya mudda / ya mam / yo mother / your dad on bacon scruts i think? :P

deck head 1: Ya mum
deck head 2: Ya nan on pita bread
deck head 1: *ummmm ..... *Blank**
deck head 2: Mwhahaha :D I win!

ya nan on pita bread by hamster_f_92 May 4, 2008