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To pitch a bitch means to throw a fit, or a have a hell of a good time, to raise hell,etc..
It's my birthday and I'm goin pitch a bitch! or She pitched a bitch when she caught him cheating!
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To throw a fit or whine about something, especially about something insignificant.
Man, my girlfriend is gonna pitch a bitch when she finds out I have to work late!
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another way of saying someone is going to loose control and throw a fucking hissy fit
Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.
by Princess Bitch August 10, 2004
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1- When someone is throwing a temper tantrum.
2- A person that has a hard time controlling their anger.
(1) Why is Amy "pitching-a-bitch"? She caught her husband cheating with a man.
(2)Amy will always "pitch-a-bitch" when she gets mad or angry.
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To respond to a bitch giving you attitude, especially in bars or other public spaces. Since bitches take offense at punches, it is a good way for both parties to save face. The response has to be quick an;d precise, like blocking a pitch in baseball. Unfortunately for the rest of the people being present, the bitch will often just change targets.
"That bitch was totally giving me attitude but i managed to pitch a bitch and she started dishing that guy crying in the corner now."
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