Sam-Cas, Dean is Piesexual
Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.
Cas-*lightbulb goes off*
Cas-*gets pie*
Cas-Dean I got you pie
Dean-Bed. Now.
by Dean goddamn winchester March 14, 2015
A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
by James Almond January 9, 2007
A very misunderstood form of sexuality.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 3, 2011
Boss: can you fill out this form
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual
by BucketGuy May 31, 2016
A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".
Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.
Spike: Really?
Ross: Yup, official since last week.
Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.
Spike: Really?
Ross: Yup, official since last week.
Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.
by KrazyBlades August 9, 2008
person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008
A pie lover who doesn't discriminate against pies. Meat or vegetable pie? A true piesexual enjoys a healthy balance of both.
What kind of pie would you like from the pie shop? "I dont min. Im piesexual! You can choose for me."
by teknoshit June 2, 2018