Phut (phoenetic fut ) a weak wet minor noise, weaker than a damp squib, or a supressed fart OE}.
Generally accepted as being a disappointment considered against the potential pleasure.
The dot-com boom fizzled briefly, but for many ended with a phut, much the same as a three-penny damp squid.
by yerfandsam September 10, 2003
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Forget the distinctive "phut" produced by James Bond's silencer. Real designs are more likely to produce a muffled crack, or to sound like a car door being slammed.
by greenwood September 1, 2004
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An extreme goose. There are grades of stupidity. Phut represents the state of being a dense, absent-minded, fool who is quite ignorant of the fact.
That dude is such a phut! He threatened to stab be and then proceeded to brandish a butter-knife... still covered with crumbs and Vegemite! (True story)
by Eluial February 5, 2005
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To be used as an adjective, does not technically mean anything. Also used as a verb when you "foot" someone. Make no mistake, this means absolutely nothing other than you are a foot.
Hey you, you're a phut
What did you say to me?
You heard me, you're a phut
by mattdealus January 8, 2011
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meemaw (poc): add in phut hon to urbanup
me af: ok
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When the french teacher and photographer teacher experiment with strange sex acts they over heard their students talking about; but want to make it sound more “adult” so they add French Dialect and Accent when referencing toward the lude act.
Me Ben and Tommy were sneaking one hitters out on the gazebo during resource and we saw Jody and Gary engaged in a Digue Go Phut’ out in the woods!!!
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