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A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
Phildo by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020
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phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.
that man is a phildophile!
phildophile by MG2351 June 3, 2009

phildickian 

Having the qualities of a story by Philip K. Dick, a 20th century writer who regularly asked readers to consider the nature of reality and humanity. Films directly based on his work include "A Scanner Darkly," "Blade Runner," and "Barjo"; but many other films and novels at the turn of the century have adopted a phildickian tone.
The writing of Grant Morrison is often phildickian.

Phild Corn 

A type of sorted corn in the George Technique
Cowan really can make the George technique good when it comes to phild corn
Phild Corn by Noah Bureau October 12, 2017

phildell06 

That one kid that will use a caravan in a sniper battle, and still take the L. His K/D is never above 0.05. For fun a Phildell06 will make fun of tytennis321. A Phildell06 will always be the most toxic kid in your lobby that can't hit his shots .
Tytennis321: Hey PhilDell06, stop camping in the corner hardscoping

PhilDell06: It isn't camping if you know where I am

Tytennis321: Yes it is

PhilDell06: Shut up Ty you are trash.
adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.
Nick pulled a phildo last night.
He's acting like a phildo
phildo by Hans Beaverman December 12, 2003