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29.
Is Gods Father
'I SHALL SMITE YOU DOWN GOD'
'Sorry Phil'
by Lhip January 04, 2009
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30.
To get rid of a rather difficult girlfriend/boyfriend/job
"Dude, I just philed myself from Jeanny..."
by Frank Jaegger December 10, 2006
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31.
To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.
I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.
by verifone July 31, 2006
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32.
A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.
by Jessi Lou Poo August 26, 2008
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33.
That guy in that one TV show you watch who is the main character's old, fat and bald uncle. His name is always Phil.

- Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince
- Uncle Phil from The Man Show
- Dr. Phil
by Phileias March 01, 2009
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34.
The term used when someone has had their ballbag stapled to a pair of jeans
Jim: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Barry: What's the matter Jim? Have you Philled yourself to your jeans again?
by Benn =] February 12, 2008
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35.
a "phil" is a Doritos' tortilla chip, circa 1988 in Southern California, that came about due to some guy named phil getting a part for a commercial advertising campaign for Doritos. His hair was stuck straight up in the commercial, you might remember him.

Dude, we like, Toootallly need some phil's to make spicy barbecue nachos.
by alackrity December 07, 2006
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