Pheidippides 

Greek runnner, Ran from Athens to Marathon then back, then died.

Also a very cool super awesome person, Has a large phallus, and can indeed shoot lasers from his eyes.

Pheidippides by Pheidippides November 6, 2003

Philippos 

Greek slang for hair loss in your early twenties.

Person 1: See that young, bald guy
Person 2: He is so Philippos

Philippos by Educationthathurts April 30, 2024