3 definitions by Pheidippides

JOS Spelled backwards: Java Operating System
"So it turned out to be the JOS"
"Wtf is a JOS?"
"I dunno"
by Pheidippides May 24, 2004
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Needless explosions causing loss of woman/children and or irreplaceable artifacts
"Generic military rank is celebrating the capture of whatever city in small warring country by coalition forces done with minimal collateral damage"
by Pheidippides December 26, 2003
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Greek runnner, Ran from Athens to Marathon then back, then died.

Also a very cool super awesome person, Has a large phallus, and can indeed shoot lasers from his eyes.
by Pheidippides November 6, 2003
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