Phantom Pooer Share definition Flag The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo "I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!" Phantom Pooer by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Phantom Pooer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch