A phantom poop is when there is no evidence of a poop you have just done.
Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.
A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.
Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.
A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.
by a small Asian man September 27, 2011
Get the Phantom Menace poopmug.