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1.
A portmanteau of phallic and delicious;

1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.
Oliver: "Hey Gregory! Yesterday I went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"
by Detective Magnus Bojaxhiu. May 13, 2010