Phallace 

A nice, intelligent word for penis.

Do you see that guy? He looks like a phallace.

Phallace by Excelsia May 4, 2005

Phallacy 

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

Phallacy by HanTzu November 5, 2010

Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018

logical phallacy 

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

logical phallacy by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

phallocentric 

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS

LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED

phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

phallacy 

a lie regarding one's penis size

Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...

phallacy by Whitty May 26, 2003

Phallacate 

To insert dick cheese

Oi cuz imma phallacate in your mouth

Phallacate by Cock slimjim 12343221 May 1, 2019