to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"
"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."
by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008
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Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.
CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 22, 2008
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The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion February 1, 2017
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Pheobe Buffay's fake name in the best comedy tv show FRIENDS.

Latin for "Finger Queen"
by Xahtep April 1, 2018
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1. A pseudonym that Pheobe on Friends used.

2. BBC's Nazi mamma, also known as the ultimate bitch who thinks she's God's gift to mankind.
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livesonchocolate - there is nothing condescending about using "LOL" and ????. I used those to express the way that I was feeling at the time which was really surprised and laughing like crazy. Those fit the bill. Actually by definition the person that I was responding to was the one being condescending. Her words meet the definition if anyone wants to bust out the dictionary AGAIN on this thread - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^see, ultimate bitch
by Annoyed onlooker May 6, 2009
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a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play
Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.
by poopyhands August 28, 2007
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When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
by Techniques69 October 12, 2020
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