I have heard stories of these figures, they usually sneak around like little ducks, fingerbanging horses and different types of livestock, fidgetting with their hair, sometimes they emerge and push people around randomly, from what I have learned this sexually amuses them as their are recordings of the gurpaul family making sexual noises in closets, while pushing eachother with the puerto rican hand pushing technique. usually they travel in packs of 2 or 3, all try to make fun of other people. Sometimes these things try to yank their micropenis but can't locate a specialized microscope so that they can see it in detail. Their have been stories of these slimy creatures to shapeshift, and copy styles of those superior to them. Usually found in the outer regions of mexican garbage dumps searching for food, and other fecal matter that they can perhaps ingest or fling at others walking by, The gurpaul has been known to try to bend their own dicks all the way around so that they can fuck themselves. These neglectful beings are of the lowest part of society, and try to be funny by saying everyday household things and twisting them around, like they do to their asses so they can reproduce with all types of insects and slugs. The most frightening account of a gurpaul sighting happened in 1991 , when the most disguisting specimen of this genous was discovered, his mother blind from the pain of birthgiving named it gurpaul because gurp as noted in prestigious definitions means to fuc...

Sex act predominantly performed on women.. a combination of the black art of cunnilingus and the old standby fingerbanging (aka fingering). Named for the finger licking tandem once made famous by an advertising campaign for fast food. Also see KFC.

To masturbate with ones fingers.

Commonly refereed to as fingering or fingerbanging.

Open to both men and women, can be done in any sexual orifice.

The act of fingering a girl in a public place

Synonym for a fingerbanging frog; also used as a verb for "to be homosexual"

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.