I have heard stories of these figures, they usually sneak around like little ducks, fingerbanging horses and different types of livestock, fidgetting with their hair, sometimes they emerge and push people around randomly, from what I have learned this sexually amuses them as their are recordings of the gurpaul family making sexual noises in closets, while pushing eachother with the puerto rican hand pushing technique. usually they travel in packs of 2 or 3, all try to make fun of other people. Sometimes these things try to yank their micropenis but can't locate a specialized microscope so that they can see it in detail. Their have been stories of these slimy creatures to shapeshift, and copy styles of those superior to them. Usually found in the outer regions of mexican garbage dumps searching for food, and other fecal matter that they can perhaps ingest or fling at others walking by, The gurpaul has been known to try to bend their own dicks all the way around so that they can fuck themselves. These neglectful beings are of the lowest part of society, and try to be funny by saying everyday household things and twisting them around, like they do to their asses so they can reproduce with all types of insects and slugs. The most frightening account of a gurpaul sighting happened in 1991 , when the most disguisting specimen of this genous was discovered, his mother blind from the pain of birthgiving named it gurpaul because gurp as noted in prestigious definitions means to fuc...more...
Sex act predominantly performed on women.. a combination of the black art of cunnilingus and the old standby fingerbanging (aka fingering). Named for the finger licking tandem once made famous by an advertising campaign for fast food. Also see KFC.
Selma Blair: Did I tell you about the fried chicken Christopher served last night??
Gossip Girl: No!!!
Selma Blair: It was fantastic!
Gossip Girl: You are lucky to have a such a Crotch Colonel.
Lady: Mmmmm that fried chicken was some good finger lickin.
To masturbate with ones fingers.
Commonly refereed to as fingering or fingerbanging.
Open to both men and women, can be done in any sexual orifice.
Noami was caught fingerbating by her roommate. Who decided to join her in dual fingerbation.
The act of fingering a girl in a public place
"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"
Synonym for a fingerbanging frog; also used as a verb for "to be homosexual"
David, I am Rao.
The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.
Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.
1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.
2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.