Phakelophobia

Phakelophobia -- The fear of (official-looking) envelopes.
From Greek "φάκελος" (phàkelos) + "φόβος" (phòbos).

Her hallway floor is covered in unopened envelopes -- I think she may have phakelophobia.

Phakelophobia by Kenage Danshaku March 23, 2012

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Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.

Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.

Phallophobia by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

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Phakelophobia • Phallophobia

Phallophobia

the fear of a penis; to fear a erect or even a non-erect penis

Sorry I have a phallophobia, so keep it way.

Phallophobia by Dsmart July 15, 2007

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phallophobia

a phobia of the penis.

Steve: let's have sex!...
Kayla: nooooo!! i have a severe case of phallophobia!!11!!111oneone.

phallophobia by goochmonster February 25, 2008

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Phallophobia

The phobia of penises.

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

Phallophobia by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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