A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 12, 2011
A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.
by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 22, 2008
When you put your naked testicle's and rectum in a girls face and flop your penis on her forehead without her permission.
by Z-N-A February 15, 2016
by Swaggy J October 20, 2014
To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris
Peyton Manning post game conference.
Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
by BFTQID October 16, 2012
Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.
"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."
"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."
The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
by Mrs. Manning February 3, 2014
a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
by BlaineusKaplanus January 27, 2009