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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
Testicle(s) by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
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Lance Armstrong's Testicle 

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle 

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.
Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle 

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.
I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

Patrick's Left Testicle 

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

Testicle Sunrise 

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles
my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

Testicle Shrimp 

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”