Pewti 

To exist with a high amount of class while remaining care free.

Donald Trump is pewti.

Pewti by Mr. Pewti August 16, 2011

Pesti Stomach 

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

Pesti Stomach by sr7777 June 19, 2019

Sir Pentious 

The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust

Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?

Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*

Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT

Sir Pentious by Heaven's_Angelic_Destroyer December 21, 2019

Pentium 

someone who takes long to comprehend simple things

A: I explained to her several times but she couldn't understand shit.
B: hahaha! I told you that girl is a Pentium.

Pentium by Flmb June 15, 2015

pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

Peetina 

Peeing on anything to change color

His shoe was yellow from the peetina applied by the guy at the next urinal .

Peetina by JumpOffJoe August 29, 2016

petiks 

(slang) noun: in Filipino (Tagalog), referring to a procrastinator or a person who habitually unwinds.
can also be used as an adjective.

verb: to procrastinate; to take a break from work or study; to unwind; relax.

noun/adjective: Petiks na naman si Juaning, pa-relax-relax lang, hindi inaasikaso trabaho n'ya.

- Juaning is being a petiks again now, he's just bumming around and not giving attention to his work.

verb: Kanina ka pa busy d'yan, pare, pumetiks ka muna, halika, mag-softdrinks muna tayo.

- You've been so busy, dude, do the petiks thing and let's have some drinks for a while.

petiks by Petikz_prince December 20, 2010