petiks 

(slang) noun: in Filipino (Tagalog), referring to a procrastinator or a person who habitually unwinds.
can also be used as an adjective.

verb: to procrastinate; to take a break from work or study; to unwind; relax.

noun/adjective: Petiks na naman si Juaning, pa-relax-relax lang, hindi inaasikaso trabaho n'ya.

- Juaning is being a petiks again now, he's just bumming around and not giving attention to his work.

verb: Kanina ka pa busy d'yan, pare, pumetiks ka muna, halika, mag-softdrinks muna tayo.

- You've been so busy, dude, do the petiks thing and let's have some drinks for a while.

petiks by Petikz_prince December 20, 2010

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Petist 

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

Petist by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Petis 

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis

That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.

Petis by Jqoi Zunderlat September 29, 2020

Petík 

A name given to a male, who is mentally unstable, does weird shit and is a pervert.

The boys: *Show Pepe a funny meme*
Pepe: *Starts hysterically laughing and banging his head against a wall in the classroom*
The boys: Jeez, Pepe is a fucking Petík

Petík by DorimeDoge January 11, 2022

Petish

A pet fetish..... dog..cat..horse..exotic cat..etc.

Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!

Petish by LemmeF1ndOut January 30, 2022